J.K. Rowling just can’t let go of Harry Potter, and this meme calls her out for it.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the last book in the series, was released in 2008. The movie version of the finale was released in 2011. But in the last eight years, J.K. Rowling has been milking the franchise dry with “Pottermore” short stories and dropping random details about Hogwarts and its dwellers years after the books were published. (In fairness, if you write Harry Potter, you’re probably allowed to never live it down.)
Retroactive additions to the story include trying to make the series more diverse, like claiming that Hogwarts had Jewish students (despite never mentioning them in the story), and some inexplicably nasty history, like stating that witches and wizards simply shit themselves before the castle had indoor plumbing. (Why?)
The “No one/J.K. Rowling” meme calls out the overenthusiastic writer for constantly editing the imaginary world.
Most of them are super explicit.
waiter: anything to drink?
JK Rowling: the sorting hat can fuck but chooses not to
— dustin Couch (@Dustinkcouch) January 21, 2019
jk rowling: dobby assassinated princess diana
— emily (@theemiree) January 28, 2019
JK Rowling: Dobby threw the first brick at stonewall
— chaotic soft / neutral disaster (@umangkalra__) January 27, 2019
JK Rowling: Maybe Harry DID fuck Hermione
— Various Jams (@VRSJMS) January 25, 2019
jk rowling: i had sex with dobby
— jen merritt!!! (@jennifermerr) January 28, 2019
JK Rowling: hagrid fucked the spiders
— elle (@666bitchcraft) January 28, 2019
jk rowling: the sorting hat’s penis rests on ur forehead when u wear it
— almonds (@twoalmonds) January 21, 2019
jk rowling: dobby shot xxxtentacion
— e҉ (@notlipglosse) January 27, 2019
jk rowling: dobby’s favourite queen member was john deacon
— 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙖 (@jchndeac) January 28, 2019
jk rowling: ron spent all 7 years at hogwarts fantasizing about a loyal unique imaginary best friend named “Harry Potter” as a way to cope with an unbearably plain life as a regular kid who wasnt super good or bad at school, who wasnt popular but wasnt an outcast either
— jonny sun (@jonnysun) January 28, 2019
jk rowling: buckbeak is into light choking but hasn’t found the right partner
— Rachel Whitehurst (@RachLWhitehurst) January 26, 2019
JK Rowling: the Whomping Willow was gay
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@SJSchauer) January 25, 2019
JK Rowling: Dobby has a 10 inch cock
— fraser (@iNabberTV) January 25, 2019
How long until jk rowling decides that voldemort was a socialist
— Conor Arpwel (@Arpwel) January 21, 2019
J.K. Rowling hasn’t addressed the meme yet, but it may be only a matter of time before she announces wizards had universal healthcare.